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08 [Voice/Action]

Hey, Wild Child! I hope you're ready for us to throw down! We'll settle this in the plaza, so be there!

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[Better watch where you tread in the plaza today, my friends, for today, there is a Pokémon battle going on. Better watch for that rogue Flamethrower heading your way, or that armored dinorhino thing that likes to shake things up! And you just might get wet from a Surf attack!

...Or you could, you know, decide to watch from the sidelines and cheer someone on. That works too. Whatever the case, POKÉMON BATTLE, GOOO!]

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[-CRAP CRAP CRAP okay maybe if I hit them with leaves they will break free! MAGICAL LEAF MAGICAL LEAF GLOWING WINGS

GLOWING WINGS

TOTALLY PART OF THE MAGICAL LEAF SHIELD-STRUGGLE-THING]

[HEY. HEY. NO STRUGGLING. D<

GO TO SLEEP WITH A HYPNOSIS.]

[-WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS CHEAP

IN HOENN WE DON'T RESORT TO SUCH UNDERHANDED TACTICS

well shit he's asleep. That counts as a loss in PokeSpe land, right?]

[THAT MUST BE WHY YOU GUYS SUCK THEN.

It might as well, because Politaro's next blow would be a finishing one anyway.]

[IN HOENN WE DO THINGS THE NOT-COWARD WAY, HEAD TO HEAD IN A MATCH OF SHEER POWAAAAA-oh yeah well um

....yeah, if Sapph had a Pokeball on her, she'd return the guy. As is, she can only sort of flail at Gold to call off the murderfrog.

bitch if you keep using that thing MY ENTIRE FIGHTING TEAM IS WEAK TO WATER fuck my life]

[All dramatically!]

Alright, Politaro, it's time to--

--...pull back. No need to finish off an opponent who can't do anything, right? This is just a friendly battle.

It ain't like there are any Oran Berries ta pick around here, either.

[She never really appreciated how convenient Pokeballs were...give her and Rono a moment to drag a groggy, half-asleep bananadino back to their side of the field.

...this could take a minute or two.]

We've got a special healer for that, so don't worry.

Edited 2010-09-15 00:40 (UTC)

[....DONE

righto]

Okay, we're ready to keep battling!

Politaro will be staying in! So what's it gonna be?

[Gold knows that, admittedly, Politaro won't be able to take too many more attacks, but he's got a trick up his sleeve.]

[...You are a bitch >8U]

It'll be Rono goin' in!

[HUGEASS DINOSAUR because man she is not losing her best 'mon to that rapefrog of yours 8|b]

Alright then, let's keep up, Politaro! Surf!

[Ridin' dat wave. 8U]

Cut through it - Aerial Ace!

[ow water BUT I AM SHAPED LIKE A BOAT 8U]

[OW FUCK, ATTACKS. DARN YOU AND YOUR NEVER MISS CRAP.

But hey, it's not like you were actually the target, Rono. But now there's water everywhere. And you know what happens when water gets exceptionally cold?

It FREEZES. Cue Politaro using Ice Beam on all that water to turn it into a sheet of ice.]

[....Johtonians are bastards.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ICE GETS STOMPED ON?

IT FUCKING SHATTERS.]

[Hey man, that trick's a Kantonian one.

Yeah, well. While you're busy stomping all over that ice and trying not to fall on your ass, there is another Surf heading your way. What do.]

[CHARGE THE HELL THROUGH IT AND WHACK THE DAMN FROG WITH MY TAIL, THAT'S WHAT. I'm all wet D:]

[FUCK YOOOOU I'M A FRO--oh, that hurt.

Like, a lot. Politaro goes down.]

[Finally.]

...You did a good job, Politaro. [He goes to retrieve his murderfrog.]

[DINO HIGH-FIVE]

[DON'T YOU CELEBRATE YET. DIDN'T MAMA TEACH YOU?

I'MA FIRE POKÉMON.]

[YEAH WELL I'M PART-ROCK SO MESS THAT.

STARTING STRONG, CHARGING THE HELL AT FOR TAKE DOWN-!!]

[You know what? You wanna play like that? Fine.

We'll see your Take Down and raise you one FLARE BLITZ! It's like Take Down, but on fire! That instantly makes it superior.]

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