Hey, I never once said I'd rather go to war than just take it easy! I'm a huge fan of livin' the easy life, without any worries! [He shakes his head, and wags his finger disapprovingly at the camera on the journal.]

But... the world ain't that simple. Besides... I got another reason for wantin' the chance to go out there, and it ain't just because of the posh rooms, either!