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[It was back to the usual for Gold and Silver. Silver's little stunt he'd pulled on the draft kept him out of commission for a while, so today was the first day in a while they've had the chance to really train together. Prior drafts have made them realize that while they know how to handle Pokémon enemies, they're up a creek without a paddle against seasoned warriors. To that end, they're trying to create a training simulation with human enemies in it. Which brings them to today's dilemma.]

We should fight pirates, Silver.

[Silver considers it for a moment. Pirates. Pirates... Yeah, no way.]

Let's go for ninjas. They're more of a threat.

[Gold just raises an eyebrow at Silver. Guuuuurrrl you craycray.]

No way, dude. Pirates are way more dangerous! Scourge of the seven seas and all that!

They're dangerous because they have some fancy title? No way. Ninjas would be done with their job before you knew what hit you.

Oooh, yeah, because hiding in shadows like a coward is soooo deadly. Pirates get right down to business and do what needs to be done!

You just wish you understood a thing about strategy and timing. Dumb dramatic pirates are perfect for you.

Like you know anything about that! Stupid cowardly ninjas are a match made in heaven for you! We're fightin' pirates!

You go ahead and fight pirates, then. You're too oblivious and blockheaded to lay a single finger on a ninja anyway.

[Gold just glares at Silver for a moment, incredibly cross. Stupid Silver and his stupid words and his stupid stupid stupidness stupid--

...Aha, idea.] Izzat so? Well, you'd know blockheadedness. You're the king of it! But I've got a way to solve our little dilemma... [And out he pulls his journal! Without even a moment's hesitation, he begins recording!]

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Hey, tell this moron here [briefly flashing the journal in Silver's direction] that pirates are best!

[Wh- that- OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE

GUUUUURL

Silver grabs Gold's journal and shoves him over before pointing it right at his stupid best friend.] Or you can tell this loser that ninjas are so much better!

You take that back!

You heard me! Only a loser would like pirates!

And only a moron would like ninjas!

Ninjas!

Pirates!

Ninjas!

Pirates!

[At this point, Gold drops the journal and dives at Silver, causing the book to close and the feed to end.

Aww, here it goes again.]

((ooc: Joint post with Gold and Silver! Order will go either Gold > Silver > you, or Silver > Gold > You!))

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Yeah! Where's the fun in just sneakin' around like that?! That's lame! [Hilda he likes you more and more.]

Pirates aren't smelly. They're adventurous and free!

Yes, pirates were freebooters and "swashbuckling" and ungoverned. However, I believe they could be quite brutal to each other, even under the guise of camaraderie. We wouldn't exactly want to liken Trainers to pirates, unless you would consider training that crass.

Pirates are also often portrayed-- and rightly so, given their history-- as antagonists. Ninjas are seen as less of a negative force.

[Hmm.]

I'll tell you what, the pirates or the ninjas can have a bonus point depending on whoever does the best impression of who they're rooting for.

Ninjas from your world must be boring then, because I know all of my comrades fit those qualities you just described to a tee.

--and we do so count. [Petulant.]

Okay.

[...]

Wait, am I supposed to be thinking general or personal?

[She goes to use a wing to do a mock salute.]

I shall do my best then! I shall hope that I would be a good enough student for my lords.

[Oh! She should probably introduce herself to these two little Beorcs.]

I am Leanne, princess of the Heron clan.

So... you guys just wanna know which one is better when both are equally awesome?

I'm adventurous and free, too, but at least I take baths! [ p o u t. she's seen the movies at TV shows - they look pretty smelly to her! ]

Ninjas are sneaky and strong at the same time! When no one can see you, you can be as free as you want.

[ totally striking a ninja-like pose. HWAYAH. ]

.......Ninja, I suppose.

[If only because he's personally had to deal with pirates who were less the bright.]

[There's going to be a long pause here because sure, sure you're not guys...]

Right. So, what's this all about, eh?

Ninjas don't need a crutch like being a robot at all.

[...Some part of him feels like he should note that they're not taking this that seriously.

The other part is suck it, Gold. It's pretty obvious which one wins.]

Edited 2012-11-18 20:51 (UTC)

[He's got a good point, but... Come on ninja girl, prove Gold wrong.]

Sure, pirates have something cool, but ninjas are something cool. They're really fast, have a bunch of awesome skills, and can do all kinds of cool tricks. [Take that, Gold.]

[Prin...cess...

She's a princess of a- and that's a beautiful name, and-

...Yep still can't people send help Gold]

They just are.

[...You know what, okay.]

It's important because I want to prove Gold wrong.

[Attempt at a private whisper conversation get!]

Yeah. Cilan's a nice guy, but... [Man can he go on forever.]

Meanwhile, all the ninjas are cool and decisive enough to pick ninja.

[C...ute...

...He can't even protest to that.]

Exactly. One has to be better than the other.

Are you kidding? That's totally cool. How is that not cool? [HUFF NINJAS ARE GREAT OKAY]

[...Man, he is liking Mei more and more. Silver even goes as far as to imitate her ninja pose. Can pirates do this pose, Gold? Can they? Didn't think so.]

That depends on the ninaja, and here, I guess their world.

Me, up until the last few months, it's been my job to take care of my home, and teach the kids there how to be ninjas.

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