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[mischiefbreeder]

[It was back to the usual for Gold and Silver. Silver's little stunt he'd pulled on the draft kept him out of commission for a while, so today was the first day in a while they've had the chance to really train together. Prior drafts have made them realize that while they know how to handle Pokémon enemies, they're up a creek without a paddle against seasoned warriors. To that end, they're trying to create a training simulation with human enemies in it. Which brings them to today's dilemma.]

We should fight pirates, Silver.

[Silver considers it for a moment. Pirates. Pirates... Yeah, no way.]

Let's go for ninjas. They're more of a threat.

[Gold just raises an eyebrow at Silver. Guuuuurrrl you craycray.]

No way, dude. Pirates are way more dangerous! Scourge of the seven seas and all that!

They're dangerous because they have some fancy title? No way. Ninjas would be done with their job before you knew what hit you.

Oooh, yeah, because hiding in shadows like a coward is soooo deadly. Pirates get right down to business and do what needs to be done!

You just wish you understood a thing about strategy and timing. Dumb dramatic pirates are perfect for you.

Like you know anything about that! Stupid cowardly ninjas are a match made in heaven for you! We're fightin' pirates!

You go ahead and fight pirates, then. You're too oblivious and blockheaded to lay a single finger on a ninja anyway.

[Gold just glares at Silver for a moment, incredibly cross. Stupid Silver and his stupid words and his stupid stupid stupidness stupid--

...Aha, idea.] Izzat so? Well, you'd know blockheadedness. You're the king of it! But I've got a way to solve our little dilemma... [And out he pulls his journal! Without even a moment's hesitation, he begins recording!]

[Voice-only]

Hey, tell this moron here [briefly flashing the journal in Silver's direction] that pirates are best!

[Wh- that- OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE

GUUUUURL

Silver grabs Gold's journal and shoves him over before pointing it right at his stupid best friend.] Or you can tell this loser that ninjas are so much better!

You take that back!

You heard me! Only a loser would like pirates!

And only a moron would like ninjas!

Ninjas!

Pirates!

Ninjas!

Pirates!

[At this point, Gold drops the journal and dives at Silver, causing the book to close and the feed to end.

Aww, here it goes again.]

((ooc: Joint post with Gold and Silver! Order will go either Gold > Silver > you, or Silver > Gold > You!))

Comments

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

[What are these two dorks doing? And if they wanted help with a training simulation, they only had to ask.]

Pirate Ninjas? Or would you like some other ideas?

[Voice]

[4starsavior]

Why can't you like both of 'em?

[hiken_ace]

[... oh. Now this is good.] Pirates are the best! You tell 'em!

[HE IS ALL FOR THIS FIGHT.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Oh, aye. Pirates are the toughest, matey.

[Voice]

[endgames]

Again with this...?

[Someone sounds bored. Also get out Gold, ninjas are the best.]

[materiathief]

I so don't get the argument with this...

...Ninjas?

What about pirate ninjas? Is that possible?

[innerdragon]

[... What the.]

Really, you two.

[He would say they're acting like children. BUT WELL. They are children. Srsly guys, you're giving the rest of us Pokemon Trainers here a bad name.]

[deathsdoctor]

Both.

[Apples and oranges. Why the hell is he even replying to this?]

[bamboozler]

When it comes down to it, you can only say that pandas are best, right?

[Not here]

[godbent]

[...Whoa.

Just as-- okay she can't even say planned. Just as hoped, free hype.

HEHEHEHEH....]

[rollypolyclover]

[... But she likes both pirates and ninjas.]

I'm not a loser moron!! Why does liking stuff make Yotsuba a loser moron?!

Voice

[hero_of_smiles]

[They were...fighting over pirates and Ninjas? Okay...just lots of confusion here. He'll listen for a bit before he just throws in his opinion.]

I'm sure they're both equally good at what they do. But, I'm pretty sure they're both equal threats here. So, why not fight both kinds of enemies?

[song_princess]

I have heard of pirates but.... What are ninjas?

[voice]

[falenandawn]

I suppose it depends on what you are basing such an assessment on.

[The only pirates he had needed to deal with back home were quite lackluster, honestly....]

video;

[breezing]

But they're BOTH really nice!!! I don't get why people keep asking this!

[ seriously have you met the ninja and pirates guys, they're both cool in different ways ]

voice

[leadinglady]

[ what even... ]

Why is this important?

video;

[cilantro]

[...Wow guys, really? YOU'RE SUCH CHILDREN Wait no, that's the kind of thing Iris would say right now, but she's not here, so...]

So, what brought this discussion to light? [Why is this important to know about...]

video

[bravefighter]

I dunno, I think pirates are way cooler! I mean, it's fun to watch ninjas move around and stuff, but I think it'd be more fun to sail around and stuff!

[voice]

[corrinesbell]

Gonna have to vote for ninja if you're keeping score.

voice

[risingwinds]

Well, the only pirate I met before I came here was kind of a jerk, but then you've got cool pirates like Sanji... But I know there's a ton of ninjas, too...

[Darn it, guys. Why do you make this so hard?]

Is there a third option?

[Voice]

[samehere]

It seems like discussing pirates and ninjas like this has become very popular all of a sudden. [Considering she answered the same question when Haruhi asked it not long ago...

For this next part, Duplica puts on the most generic pirate-y voice she can manage. Shiver me timbers and all that.]

Yaaargh, well I have to say, them ninjas be mighty more impressive then any swashbuckiling pirates I know!

video;

[bluemikan]

I think I'm obligated to say "pirates".

[ Her sister is one, after all. ...But Nojiko's mostly amused at the children fighting over something so inane. ]

Voice.

[notevenfate]

[Okay, this whole thing is just going to have Fang scratching at the back of her head now.]

Why are ya fightin' ova' this?

[Voice]

[bubblywishes]

My vote's gotta be pirates.

[Considering she more or less is one now. Sorry, Jay.]

[voice]

[hisapprentice]

Pirates are criminals, though, aren't they? Lawbreakers with ships. What's all the fighting about?