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[mischiefbreeder]

[It was back to the usual for Gold and Silver. Silver's little stunt he'd pulled on the draft kept him out of commission for a while, so today was the first day in a while they've had the chance to really train together. Prior drafts have made them realize that while they know how to handle Pokémon enemies, they're up a creek without a paddle against seasoned warriors. To that end, they're trying to create a training simulation with human enemies in it. Which brings them to today's dilemma.]

We should fight pirates, Silver.

[Silver considers it for a moment. Pirates. Pirates... Yeah, no way.]

Let's go for ninjas. They're more of a threat.

[Gold just raises an eyebrow at Silver. Guuuuurrrl you craycray.]

No way, dude. Pirates are way more dangerous! Scourge of the seven seas and all that!

They're dangerous because they have some fancy title? No way. Ninjas would be done with their job before you knew what hit you.

Oooh, yeah, because hiding in shadows like a coward is soooo deadly. Pirates get right down to business and do what needs to be done!

You just wish you understood a thing about strategy and timing. Dumb dramatic pirates are perfect for you.

Like you know anything about that! Stupid cowardly ninjas are a match made in heaven for you! We're fightin' pirates!

You go ahead and fight pirates, then. You're too oblivious and blockheaded to lay a single finger on a ninja anyway.

[Gold just glares at Silver for a moment, incredibly cross. Stupid Silver and his stupid words and his stupid stupid stupidness stupid--

...Aha, idea.] Izzat so? Well, you'd know blockheadedness. You're the king of it! But I've got a way to solve our little dilemma... [And out he pulls his journal! Without even a moment's hesitation, he begins recording!]

[Voice-only]

Hey, tell this moron here [briefly flashing the journal in Silver's direction] that pirates are best!

[Wh- that- OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE

GUUUUURL

Silver grabs Gold's journal and shoves him over before pointing it right at his stupid best friend.] Or you can tell this loser that ninjas are so much better!

You take that back!

You heard me! Only a loser would like pirates!

And only a moron would like ninjas!

Ninjas!

Pirates!

Ninjas!

Pirates!

[At this point, Gold drops the journal and dives at Silver, causing the book to close and the feed to end.

Aww, here it goes again.]

((ooc: Joint post with Gold and Silver! Order will go either Gold > Silver > you, or Silver > Gold > You!))

Comments

[Voice]

[selphie_t]

[What are these two dorks doing? And if they wanted help with a training simulation, they only had to ask.]

Pirate Ninjas? Or would you like some other ideas?

[Voice]

[4starsavior]

Why can't you like both of 'em?

[hiken_ace]

[... oh. Now this is good.] Pirates are the best! You tell 'em!

[HE IS ALL FOR THIS FIGHT.]

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Oh, aye. Pirates are the toughest, matey.

[Voice]

[endgames]

Again with this...?

[Someone sounds bored. Also get out Gold, ninjas are the best.]

[materiathief]

I so don't get the argument with this...

...Ninjas?

What about pirate ninjas? Is that possible?

[innerdragon]

[... What the.]

Really, you two.

[He would say they're acting like children. BUT WELL. They are children. Srsly guys, you're giving the rest of us Pokemon Trainers here a bad name.]

[deathsdoctor]

Both.

[Apples and oranges. Why the hell is he even replying to this?]

[bamboozler]

When it comes down to it, you can only say that pandas are best, right?

[Not here]

[godbent]

[...Whoa.

Just as-- okay she can't even say planned. Just as hoped, free hype.

HEHEHEHEH....]

[rollypolyclover]

[... But she likes both pirates and ninjas.]

I'm not a loser moron!! Why does liking stuff make Yotsuba a loser moron?!

Voice

[hero_of_smiles]

[They were...fighting over pirates and Ninjas? Okay...just lots of confusion here. He'll listen for a bit before he just throws in his opinion.]

I'm sure they're both equally good at what they do. But, I'm pretty sure they're both equal threats here. So, why not fight both kinds of enemies?

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Pirate Ninjas? Come on, that's the most cliché thing ever.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

It's not a matter of likin' 'em both! It's a matter of which one's better! And it's totally pirates.

[Voice]

[tsuntrader]

Besides, it should be Ninja Pirates, not the other way around.

[mischiefbreeder]

Yeah, you hear that, Silver?! That's one more for pirates! [in yo' face.]

[Voice]

[tsuntrader]

Ninjas.

[Video]

[mischiefbreeder]

At least someone's makin' sense around here.

[mischiefbreeder]

They can't both be equal to each other. [It doesn't work that way.]

[tsuntrader]

Of course you'll get all the loud mouthed pirate fans. Ninjas actually have the capacity to be subtle. [No fuck you Gold]

[mischiefbreeder]

It's a valid question, dude. [Oh please, other Pokémon trainers would get in on this debate. DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT, LANCE.]

[Video]

[tsuntrader]

Brains win over brawn. Even if pirates were tougher, ninjas would still last longer.

[mischiefbreeder]

Not really.

[hiken_ace]

Oi, oi. What's so great about being subtle? Then no one knows you did anything! [And half the fun in piracy in the fame, seriously.]

Pirates are all about making statements. You get me on this, right, kid? [Gold, bro, c'mon.]

[tsuntrader]

Ninja pirates.