mischiefbreeder | 35 [Video]

So it's that time of the month already, huh? Man, how time flies by. Seems like it was just a couple months ago we had new people showin' up, and now it's happening again! [A bit of crude humor on his part, as anyone who's been in Luceti for any decent length of time knows how often the New Feather cycles are.]

Aaaaanyway, I've got a bit of an announcement to make. [The feed shows a shot of him scratching his cheek as he ponders this announcement he's about to give.]

As I'm sure most of you remember, Hiccup went home some time ago, and he left behind a Pokémon I'd given him. [He shifts the camera to get a shot of Kyle, the three foot tall Fraxure.] I've been watchin' her for a while, but I'm thinkin' it's about time she found a new home--and a new trainer.

So! That's where you all come in! I'm lookin' for someone who'd seriously consider wantin' to be a Pokémon Trainer and be willing to keep raisin' ol' Kyle here. Any potential applicants'll be interviewed and schooled on what it takes, but only one'll get picked in the end! So who's it gonna be? One of you? Only one way to find out, right?

[The feed doesn't end there, though. The normal person would elect to set up a filter of some sort for this next part.

...Gold is not a normal person. Or maybe he's trying to draw attention to this part that should be a private thing. Who knows?]

Hey Crys, I believe I asked you a question some time ago. I'm still waitin' for you to give me a real answer there! So what's it gonna be?

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[Ahh, so Masaomi's watching, huh? Well, he can't say he's suprised. He wanted to draw some attention to it, after all.]

Well, I had to make my move sooner or later. You can't keep a lady waitin', y'know!

[A pause.]

...I guess that means you're the last one now, huh? C'mon, man, there's gotta be someone you've got an eye on.

[SIGH.

Sob. No mostly just sigh, and... well, he hasn't been real with Gold in a while so:] Gold... I didn't make this one too public but I was sort of heart crushingly rejected a few months ago. Don't worry, I'll get there.

I think before you "get there", you need to reevaluate your methods, man. [He's been doing the whole flirt squad thing with you long enough to know how you do things, Masaomi.] You keep goin' the path you are now, and that's not gonna be the last heart crushing rejection you're gonna get.

Not to doubt your advice, my man, but my methods are awesome.

[...That isn't what he meant to say. He meant to be real and even. Maybe it's the fact it's over a book which makes it weird]

Maybe if your only goal's to pick up chicks.

Eeeeh. So what's your advice?

Think we can meet up before I dish out my infinite wisdom? Doin' this over the journal feels kinda impersonal, y'know?

Says the man who got a date over the journals. Fine, fine. Let's do it. Rec Center?

I've had this date in the bag for weeks, don't be hatin' now. I just wanted to drive her nuts a little.

Rec Center sounds fine. See ya there.

Whatever you say. [And he will indeed see him there. Rec Center power hooo]

[Gold arrives at the Rec Center ~fashionably late~. Hopefully Masaomi wasn't sitting around too long for him.]

[Only a little bit, but only enough to just be kicking his legs while sitting up against the pool table like you should probably not. Do]

[It's definitely enough to get Gold to frown at Masaomi.]

Dude, don't do that, you'll ruin the table.

Whaaatever. [Fine, fine, he's hoping off]

[THAT TABLE IS HIS BABY, OKAY...

Whatever the case, Gold's heading over to the couch and takes a seat on it.]

[So we're going there? Okay, cool. Then he'll just get into a chair near there]

[Gold lounges on the couch.]

So, tell me about your process.

What's there to say?! I generally just have to be super charming and the charismatic ladies man that I am, and girls just fall into my hands. I don't know what to do with all the hearts I've stolen.

[He says this with some confidence because while he doesn't have anything as long time coming or (likely to be) serious as Gold just secured with crystal because of TIMELINES he has secured a date with both Korra and Norma as of this post]

And what'll you do with all those hearts you've stolen?

Keep them in mine, a while, and return them.

What about the ones you want to keep? [Meaning the ones you like, Masaomi.]

Hey, hey. Don't be so bold, I'm not a selfish person who keeps all the hearts.

C'mon, man, don't gimme that. I know there've been girls you really like.

And none of them really relinquished that heart.

[Except Saki. And we don't go there]

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