03 [Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[The journal clicks on. There's the sound of someone chewing on the other end, and a bit of sauce drips on the page. Seems he found a plate of burgers on the table. They're a bit cold, but nothing a little heating up in the microwave can't handle. Good thing he comes from a modern world that knows how to use them, huh?

Finally, he has to pause in between burgers, in order to stifle a yawn. Looks like he woke up not too long ago. Soon after, he takes a bite of a burger, and begins to speak.]

You know... [A swallow, and there's another drip.] I feel like I just woke up from a really bad dream. But since I'm still here, it feels like one of those cases where you just woke up from a dream you were having in a dream. You know, like you see in cartoons sometimes!

[Nom again, then swallow.] But this place is real, isn't it? Luceti's no dream, as much as I'd love to just wake up in my own bed, surrounded by my partners, as my mom makes breakfast. Ah well...

...

...These burgers need more kick to them.

Comments

[mischiefbreeder]

...Yeah, that really doesn't explain anything.

[markofthewise]

Okay. How about this!

[He's just going to draw you a picture of a tiger seal. That looks kind of like a dog. And the stripes look more like spikes. It also appears to be flying.]

[mischiefbreeder]

...That looks like a cross between an Arcanine and a Sandslash, with Pidgeotto wings!

[markofthewise]

... none of that made any sense, except the wings. Those are flippers!

[mischiefbreeder]

Those are flippers? It looks like it's flying!

[markofthewise]

It's swimming!

[mischiefbreeder]

...

...You call that swimming?

[markofthewise]

Hey, it's just how they swim!

[mischiefbreeder]

They're not very good at it, then!

[markofthewise]

You haven't seen them in the water. Once they get off the ice, they're practically impossible to catch.

[mischiefbreeder]

If I had seen them at all, I'd know what the hell you're talking about.

[markofthewise]

I get it, I get it. The picture needs work.

[mischiefbreeder]

...Those spikes aren't spikes then, are they?

[markofthewise]

... what spikes?

[mischiefbreeder]

These ones. [He circles the 'stripes' on Sokka's drawing.]

[markofthewise]

Those are stripes! Hence Tiger Seal!

[mischiefbreeder]

...You need to take an art class, seriously.

This isn't late

[markofthewise]

And you can do better?

*makes RPS about how slow Masa is*

[mischiefbreeder]

I'm no artist, but I could definitely do better than that.

*makes RPS about Kyo dropping threads!*

[markofthewise]

Everyone's a critic.

*cites this thread as an argument against the claim!*

[mischiefbreeder]

That's life. You win some, you lose some.

*finds OTHER threads! ... but is too lazy*

[markofthewise]

Such words of wisdom, huh?

*makes another RPS about how Masa is a lazy bum who lives in a trailer and smoke pot! ...Oh wait*

[mischiefbreeder]

In this place? It's the only way you can live, it seems.