mischiefbreeder: (You're kidding me right?)
Gold ([personal profile] mischiefbreeder) wrote2011-10-14 03:06 pm

21 [Action/Voice]

[Action for House 15 residents/anyone near the house unfortunate enough to overhear them]

[It's been a couple weeks since more of Gold's friends had arrived, and a couple weeks since they'd all moved into the house. It was pretty normal and to be expected, honestly. ...What wasn't normal was how Silver and Blue acted around each other. What they did on their own back home wasn't his business. They could do whatever the hell they wanted for all he cared. But this was his house, and to be honest, such blatant PDAs wasn't something he wanted to see on a regular basis, especially involving Silver of all people. It was time to settle the score.]

...Hey, Silver.

[Silver sighs, putting down the book that was written by his father.] Yeah?

What's the deal with you and Blue?

...Huh?

You're supposed to be siblings, aren't you?

Yeah. What's your point?

The stuff you guys do goes way beyond siblings, 'least at your ages.

What are you talking about?

Dude, you guys sleep together, you lounge all over each other in the living room... You
shower
together... She smushes your face in her boobs, for cryin' out loud! You act
like a couple more than siblings!


[Silver pauses.]

You know, I've heard you say a lot of stupid things, but that really takes the cake.

Prove it. How's it stupid? How's that stuff normal?

You're crazy. Isn't that enough proof?

And you're not crazy? When'd you become such a comedian?

How am I crazy?

You just are. Isn't that enough proof?

I'm not half as crazy as you are.

Still means you're crazy!

There's nothing wrong or weird about any of those things, Gold.

Yeah, there is.

Why don't you prove it?

Fine, I will! [Gold pulled out his journal, all the while still arguing with Silver.]

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!
[/Action]

[Immediately after that argument, Gold began his recording, Silver still nearby.]

So, Luceti, quick question. Do you think it's normal to sleep with and lounge all over and shower with your sibling on a regular basis?

((ooc: Joint post! Replies will come from both Gold and [livejournal.com profile] tsuntrader in an order of You > Gold > Silver unless otherwise stated!))
tsuntrader: (Hmph.)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2011-10-14 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It saves water. We wash each others' hair.

[identity profile] acowardlyoak.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a scandal waiting to happen!!
tsuntrader: (Hmph.)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2011-10-14 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But it's not, so what's the problem?

[identity profile] acowardlyoak.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

You're sleeping with your sibling. I hope it's not a girl...
tsuntrader: (So what?)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2011-10-14 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...How would it be different if she wasn't a girl?

[identity profile] acowardlyoak.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A BEAT. ]

Oh. [ EMBARRASSED PAUSE. he's so not explaining that. ] I-It's still weird!!
tsuntrader: (Hmph.)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2011-10-14 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is it weird?

[identity profile] acowardlyoak.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Because siblings don't do that kind of thing. Papa and his brother are close, but they'd never bathe together or sleep in the same bed!
tsuntrader: (the fuck was that)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2011-10-15 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Who died and made you the sibling rulebook?

[identity profile] acowardlyoak.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I know how to behave in society, unlike some people.
tsuntrader: (So what?)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2011-10-16 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
What does behaving in society have to do with sharing a bed?

[identity profile] acowardlyoak.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
... Do you listen to yourself talk?

[identity profile] acowardlyoak.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
"What does behaving in society have to do with sharing a bad with your sibling?" That's a scandal! People will always assume the worst! And there are boundaries! Boundaries!
tsuntrader: (Hmph.)

[personal profile] tsuntrader 2011-10-18 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
So society is stupid.

[identity profile] acowardlyoak.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
It is no- [ oh wait. ] What?

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