21 [Action/Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Action for House 15 residents/anyone near the house unfortunate enough to overhear them]

[It's been a couple weeks since more of Gold's friends had arrived, and a couple weeks since they'd all moved into the house. It was pretty normal and to be expected, honestly. ...What wasn't normal was how Silver and Blue acted around each other. What they did on their own back home wasn't his business. They could do whatever the hell they wanted for all he cared. But this was his house, and to be honest, such blatant PDAs wasn't something he wanted to see on a regular basis, especially involving Silver of all people. It was time to settle the score.]

...Hey, Silver.

[Silver sighs, putting down the book that was written by his father.] Yeah?

What's the deal with you and Blue?

...Huh?

You're supposed to be siblings, aren't you?

Yeah. What's your point?

The stuff you guys do goes way beyond siblings, 'least at your ages.

What are you talking about?

Dude, you guys sleep together, you lounge all over each other in the living room... You
shower together... She smushes your face in her boobs, for cryin' out loud! You act
like a couple more than siblings!

[Silver pauses.]

You know, I've heard you say a lot of stupid things, but that really takes the cake.

Prove it. How's it stupid? How's that stuff normal?

You're crazy. Isn't that enough proof?

And you're not crazy? When'd you become such a comedian?

How am I crazy?

You just are. Isn't that enough proof?

I'm not half as crazy as you are.

Still means you're crazy!

There's nothing wrong or weird about any of those things, Gold.

Yeah, there is.

Why don't you prove it?

Fine, I will! [Gold pulled out his journal, all the while still arguing with Silver.]

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!
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[Immediately after that argument, Gold began his recording, Silver still nearby.]

So, Luceti, quick question. Do you think it's normal to sleep with and lounge all over and shower with your sibling on a regular basis?

((ooc: Joint post! Replies will come from both Gold and tsuntrader in an order of You > Gold > Silver unless otherwise stated!))

Comments

[tsuntrader]

It's the same thing.

[markofthewise]

It's not the same thing. It's just... okay, I have a sister, right? When I see her, I do not think, "Oh let's have a shower together." That is the exact opposite of what I think. That's how normal siblings act.

[mischiefbreeder]

See, listen to him. He gets it!

[tsuntrader]

It's not something I think about. It's just something that happens. I get dragged along, I come out with my hair ten times cleaner than I could get it, and that's it.

What's the big deal?

[markofthewise]

Well don't let yourself get dragged along! Stand up for yourself and get a haircut!

[mischiefbreeder]

[tsuntrader]

-What? No. I like my hair the way it is.

[markofthewise]

So learn to clean it yourself, then.

[mischiefbreeder]

Why can't you, dude? You're not a little kid, y'know. After thirteen years, you should be pretty capable.

[tsuntrader]

Excuse me for having more important things to do than learn to keep my hair soft and shiny for the past thirteen years.

[markofthewise]

Yeah, yeah. If you want to make excuses for it, go ahead.

[mischiefbreeder]

I don't think you'll miss the couple of minutes it takes to do it too much.

[tsuntrader]

We've had the wasted time argument already.

[markofthewise]

You just ignore all kinds of reason, don't you.

[mischiefbreeder]

Yep.

[tsuntrader]

Can't be bothered. [His logic is reasonable to him...!]

[markofthewise]

... you're hopeless. Good luck dealing with him, Gold.

[mischiefbreeder]

...Yeah, thanks.

[tsuntrader]

[That makes it sound like Gold is taking care of him or- ...No, you know what, not a single fuck is going to be given today.]