21 [Action/Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Action for House 15 residents/anyone near the house unfortunate enough to overhear them]

[It's been a couple weeks since more of Gold's friends had arrived, and a couple weeks since they'd all moved into the house. It was pretty normal and to be expected, honestly. ...What wasn't normal was how Silver and Blue acted around each other. What they did on their own back home wasn't his business. They could do whatever the hell they wanted for all he cared. But this was his house, and to be honest, such blatant PDAs wasn't something he wanted to see on a regular basis, especially involving Silver of all people. It was time to settle the score.]

...Hey, Silver.

[Silver sighs, putting down the book that was written by his father.] Yeah?

What's the deal with you and Blue?

...Huh?

You're supposed to be siblings, aren't you?

Yeah. What's your point?

The stuff you guys do goes way beyond siblings, 'least at your ages.

What are you talking about?

Dude, you guys sleep together, you lounge all over each other in the living room... You
shower together... She smushes your face in her boobs, for cryin' out loud! You act
like a couple more than siblings!

[Silver pauses.]

You know, I've heard you say a lot of stupid things, but that really takes the cake.

Prove it. How's it stupid? How's that stuff normal?

You're crazy. Isn't that enough proof?

And you're not crazy? When'd you become such a comedian?

How am I crazy?

You just are. Isn't that enough proof?

I'm not half as crazy as you are.

Still means you're crazy!

There's nothing wrong or weird about any of those things, Gold.

Yeah, there is.

Why don't you prove it?

Fine, I will! [Gold pulled out his journal, all the while still arguing with Silver.]

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!
[/Action]

[Immediately after that argument, Gold began his recording, Silver still nearby.]

So, Luceti, quick question. Do you think it's normal to sleep with and lounge all over and shower with your sibling on a regular basis?

((ooc: Joint post! Replies will come from both Gold and tsuntrader in an order of You > Gold > Silver unless otherwise stated!))

Comments

[Written]

[phantasmgap]

Wouldn't know. Don't have siblings.

Kind of hard to when you simply exist, as opposed to being born.

[Written 2/2, five minutes later]

[phantasmgap]

Why, are you jealous that she spends more time with her brother than with you?

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Damn writers, Gold's too lazy for that.]

Not a chance. I'm just tryin' to teach Silver a lesson here.

[Voice]

[tsuntrader]

There's nothing to teach me, stupid.

[Written]

[phantasmgap]

[Pff. Laziness is in the eye of the beholder. It's more effort to sound enthusiastic.]

By having the hots for his sister?

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Are you people just hung up over that?

[Voice]

[tsuntrader]

You were convinced that I have the hots for my big sis. Sounds pretty fair to me.

[Voice]

[phantasmgap]

It's the human way.

People insist that all creatures should think like humans, so I'm doing my part.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Dude, that's crap. Think how you wanna think.

[Voice]

[tsuntrader]

[What Gold said.]

[Voice]

[phantasmgap]

I do want to think like this! Mostly because it's hilarious to watch you two spaz at the suggestions that innocent family bonding could be the source of raunchy sexual exploits.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Leaning close to Silver.]

Is this chick for real?

[Voice]

[tsuntrader]

She has a point, dumbass.

[Voice]

[phantasmgap]

It's like a manzai with more cursing!