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[It's been a couple weeks since more of Gold's friends had arrived, and a couple weeks since they'd all moved into the house. It was pretty normal and to be expected, honestly. ...What wasn't normal was how Silver and Blue acted around each other. What they did on their own back home wasn't his business. They could do whatever the hell they wanted for all he cared. But this was his house, and to be honest, such blatant PDAs wasn't something he wanted to see on a regular basis, especially involving Silver of all people. It was time to settle the score.]

...Hey, Silver.

[Silver sighs, putting down the book that was written by his father.] Yeah?

What's the deal with you and Blue?

...Huh?

You're supposed to be siblings, aren't you?

Yeah. What's your point?

The stuff you guys do goes way beyond siblings, 'least at your ages.

What are you talking about?

Dude, you guys sleep together, you lounge all over each other in the living room... You
shower together... She smushes your face in her boobs, for cryin' out loud! You act
like a couple more than siblings!

[Silver pauses.]

You know, I've heard you say a lot of stupid things, but that really takes the cake.

Prove it. How's it stupid? How's that stuff normal?

You're crazy. Isn't that enough proof?

And you're not crazy? When'd you become such a comedian?

How am I crazy?

You just are. Isn't that enough proof?

I'm not half as crazy as you are.

Still means you're crazy!

There's nothing wrong or weird about any of those things, Gold.

Yeah, there is.

Why don't you prove it?

Fine, I will! [Gold pulled out his journal, all the while still arguing with Silver.]

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!
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[Immediately after that argument, Gold began his recording, Silver still nearby.]

So, Luceti, quick question. Do you think it's normal to sleep with and lounge all over and shower with your sibling on a regular basis?

((ooc: Joint post! Replies will come from both Gold and

tsuntrader in an order of You > Gold > Silver unless otherwise stated!))

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Maybe you just have your mind in the gutter.

Is being pure even a bad thing?

[Guh, he's so lost here.]

It's not like sleeping next to somebody means anything's gonna happen. Same thing with taking a shower.

I don't feel right explainin' this to you.

You still need to explain it to me.

Edited 2011-10-17 01:05 (UTC)

Aw, c'mon! I'm not a kid.

[Huff. He's just... innocent.]

I can handle it, really.

I dunno... You sure you want me to do that to you? It'll change the way you see things.

[Come on, just spill it already.]

Edited 2011-10-18 04:06 (UTC)

It can't be that bad! Besides, I don't wanna be left in the dark.

Well... [Tapping chin thoughtfully. How to put this...]

[Gold, you know you don't think.]

Er...

[Well, spill it! Please?]

[Shut up Silver.]

...You see, when you're a little kid, that stuff's fine. But once you're older...

[Okay, this is taking too long-] It's questionable because everyone assumes that sleeping or showering with someone means you're gonna have kids.

[...What. Ven just sits there a minute, trying to figure out how that even makes sense.

To him? It doesn't.]

Why should age have anything to do with it? Just because you're sleeping next to somebody doesn't mean you're gonna have kids with 'em. Especially if they're your sibling!

[He still doesn't completely get it. Wat is sex?]

Edited 2011-10-20 17:21 (UTC)

But it could happen!

[...How?]

But that still doesn't mean it will!

Doesn't mean it won't, either.

It won't. Period.

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