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[mischiefbreeder]

[Action for House 15 residents/anyone near the house unfortunate enough to overhear them]

[It's been a couple weeks since more of Gold's friends had arrived, and a couple weeks since they'd all moved into the house. It was pretty normal and to be expected, honestly. ...What wasn't normal was how Silver and Blue acted around each other. What they did on their own back home wasn't his business. They could do whatever the hell they wanted for all he cared. But this was his house, and to be honest, such blatant PDAs wasn't something he wanted to see on a regular basis, especially involving Silver of all people. It was time to settle the score.]

...Hey, Silver.

[Silver sighs, putting down the book that was written by his father.] Yeah?

What's the deal with you and Blue?

...Huh?

You're supposed to be siblings, aren't you?

Yeah. What's your point?

The stuff you guys do goes way beyond siblings, 'least at your ages.

What are you talking about?

Dude, you guys sleep together, you lounge all over each other in the living room... You
shower together... She smushes your face in her boobs, for cryin' out loud! You act
like a couple more than siblings!

[Silver pauses.]

You know, I've heard you say a lot of stupid things, but that really takes the cake.

Prove it. How's it stupid? How's that stuff normal?

You're crazy. Isn't that enough proof?

And you're not crazy? When'd you become such a comedian?

How am I crazy?

You just are. Isn't that enough proof?

I'm not half as crazy as you are.

Still means you're crazy!

There's nothing wrong or weird about any of those things, Gold.

Yeah, there is.

Why don't you prove it?

Fine, I will! [Gold pulled out his journal, all the while still arguing with Silver.]

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!
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[Immediately after that argument, Gold began his recording, Silver still nearby.]

So, Luceti, quick question. Do you think it's normal to sleep with and lounge all over and shower with your sibling on a regular basis?

((ooc: Joint post! Replies will come from both Gold and tsuntrader in an order of You > Gold > Silver unless otherwise stated!))

Comments

[tsuntrader]

[...Getting up.

Shove.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[YOU SON OF A BITCH IT'S--

...No, you know what? NOT GONNA SHOVE BACK.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Huh?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Walking... towards the plaza?]

I dunno about you, but... Beatin' the crap outta you and feelin' sorry for myself just leaves me famished.

[tsuntrader]

[...You know, he's not going to say anything to that, but hell if he isn't nodding and following along.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Gee, what looks good to eat?

...I want pizza. Let's get pizza. Pizza is friendship food.]

[tsuntrader]

[Yeah, definitely approving of pizza.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Alright ordering ONE EXTRA LARGE PIZZA. It is loaded with meat, because Gold doesn't do it any other way.]

[tsuntrader]

[Yeah Gold not eating meat does sound kinda-

...Dude, did you just order an entire extra large pizza?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Oh, right. Maybe I should've ordered a double-extra large...]

[tsuntrader]

[...That's way too much pizza and you know it.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Is not. It's just the right amount. Maybe not even enough.]

[tsuntrader]

[...You know what, whatever. Let's just eat already.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[ALRIGHT LET'S DIG I--...wait.]

...Hey, Silver. [Do you recognize that tone, Silver. It's his I AM PLOTTAN' tone.]

[tsuntrader]

...? [Gee Gold, what do you want to do tonight?]

[mischiefbreeder]

Betcha I can eat this slice of pizza faster than you!

[tsuntrader]

[Yanking his gloves off to eat because getting pizza on his gloves would just be gross- wait wait wait wait wait. Did Gold just suggest that he could-] I'd like to see you try.

[mischiefbreeder]

[What's that? Start eating? Okay, he can do that. He's already stuffing that slice in his mouth.]

[tsuntrader]

[What was that? I couldn't hear you over being half done with this slice.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Oh not bad, Silver. But Gold doesn't plan to yield to you so easily!]

[tsuntrader]

[Like hell you will.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[EAT THAT SLICE EAT THAT SLICE okay finished! Hah, take that, Silver!]

[tsuntrader]

[Oh. You finally finished your first slice.] Took you long enough.

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Whoa, geez. And Gold thought he was fast. He's won competitions for speed-eating!]

Whatever! I know I can eat more of this pizza than you, and eating's about stamina, not speed!

[tsuntrader]

[Bitch please. Silver's got speed eating down to a life saving science.] Let's see you prove it. [...He's seen how much Gold can eat. He knows what he's getting into. But hell if he's not going down with a fight, damnit.]