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[mischiefbreeder]

[The journal clicks on, and lo, it is Gold. Needless to say, he probably seems a lot more like "himself" to the careful observers who were paying attention these past few weeks than before. And to the rest? Well, you just see Gold.]

I swear, that was the longest three weeks of my life. Stuck like that, that stuff goin' down at the dome, watchin' everyone lose their minds... Geez, talk about your crap timing. Damn mallies...

Of course, the real kicker here is that while all this was goin' on, I miss out on April Fool's Day! That's my day! Man, and no one else even busted out some sweet pranks, either... Bit too late to go plannin' that now. [A groan. Definitely too late for that, especially with Masaomi off doing only God knows what. He needs his partners in crime for this, after all.

All this craziness that went on brings something to mind for Gold, however.]

Hey, I want a rolecall here. All Pokémon trainers here in Luceti, report in! Gotta get an idea of who's still lurkin' around here, after all. That includes you newbies we inducted, too! [Gotta make sure everyone's present and accounted for... Have to make sure that no one's... missing...

...Something's off in the house. Something's missing.]

...Anybody seen Mewtwo? Y'know, tall, furry, tail longer than an Arbok? Could melt your brain with a single thought if he wanted to? That one. Haven't seen around since that little experiment came to a close.

...Dammit, don't tell me he's...

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[tsuntrader]

[...Where are they flying to?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[apparently that cliff face.

...OHGODTHEY'REFLYINGATTHATCLIFFFACE]

[tsuntrader]

[Oh fu- TURN, TURN, TURN--]

[mischiefbreeder]

[SHIT TURN TURN TURN TURN]

[tsuntrader]

[TURN TURN TURN TURN TURN-]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Phew... Managed to avoid crashing. ...And am going in the opposite direction of Silver.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Wait, where is he supposed to go then? Can he turn this thing around and follow Gold again?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[It's not exactly easy to turn a glider, not to mention Gold's still going.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Well then. He'll just... Keep... Flying over here...]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Gold glances behind him to see Silver flying in the other direction.

...oh god they've been separated.]

[tsuntrader]

[Yep. Just. Going to fly this way. ...Where are they even supposed to land?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[....oh...

...Yeah Gold knew he forgot something for this simulation.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Well, it could be worse, right?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Don't look down at the lava pits and giant rock spikes then, Silver.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Gold, what were you think-

Right, you don't think.

...Well, he can just pull out his-

No, no he can't.

...Damnit, Gold-]

[mischiefbreeder]

[But it's fuuuuuuun.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Yeah, it still qualifies as "fun"...]

[mischiefbreeder]

[You know what isn't fun, though? The fact that a massive windstorm has just picked up and is now blowing Gold off-course. And by off-course, I mean he's rolling through the air straight towards you, Silver.]

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[tsuntrader]

[Wh- It's a hit! Not good not good not good falling into spikes and lava is definitely not good come on there's gotta be some way to-]

[mischiefbreeder]

[oh god oh god oh god we're gonna diiiiiiiii--oh, the simulation stopped.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Oh.


Well that's anti-climactic.]

[mischiefbreeder]

Get off me. [They're all tangled up together.]

[tsuntrader]

[Huh- wait a minute-] You get off me.

[mischiefbreeder]

You have to get off me.

[tsuntrader]