When it comes to such simple matters...

Let's see...

Guys are turnin' into girls... Check.

People are suddenly actin' way different than they should be... Check.

Village suffers massive earthquake, followed by monster apocalypse... Check.

Village is returned to normal as if absolutely nothing at all happened... Check.

And yet people are still actin' weird. So, anything else goin' on I should know about? Geez, you think you understand a place after five months... I guess not, huh?

[Filtered to Red]

Oi, Red. Sorry for the delay, but happy belated birthday. I had somethin' planned, but all this craziness kinda ruined it, I guess. Nothin' says a great birthday like an earthquake demolishing the house, right? I'll find some way to make it up to you later.

((ooc: Unaffected. Poor guy gets to watch the insanity unfold.))