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[mischiefbreeder]

Hey, Wild Child! I hope you're ready for us to throw down! We'll settle this in the plaza, so be there!

[Action]

[Better watch where you tread in the plaza today, my friends, for today, there is a Pokémon battle going on. Better watch for that rogue Flamethrower heading your way, or that armored dinorhino thing that likes to shake things up! And you just might get wet from a Surf attack!

...Or you could, you know, decide to watch from the sidelines and cheer someone on. That works too. Whatever the case, POKÉMON BATTLE, GOOO!]

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[Action]

[mischiefbred]

[OW FUCK, ATTACKS. DARN YOU AND YOUR NEVER MISS CRAP.

But hey, it's not like you were actually the target, Rono. But now there's water everywhere. And you know what happens when water gets exceptionally cold?

It FREEZES. Cue Politaro using Ice Beam on all that water to turn it into a sheet of ice.]

[Action]

[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[....Johtonians are bastards.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ICE GETS STOMPED ON?

IT FUCKING SHATTERS.]

[Action]

[mischiefbred]

[Hey man, that trick's a Kantonian one.

Yeah, well. While you're busy stomping all over that ice and trying not to fall on your ass, there is another Surf heading your way. What do.]

[Action]

[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[CHARGE THE HELL THROUGH IT AND WHACK THE DAMN FROG WITH MY TAIL, THAT'S WHAT. I'm all wet D:]

[Action]

[mischiefbred]

[FUCK YOOOOU I'M A FRO--oh, that hurt.

Like, a lot. Politaro goes down.]

[Action]

[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[Finally.]

[Action]

[mischiefbreeder]

...You did a good job, Politaro. [He goes to retrieve his murderfrog.]

[Action]

[wildconqueror.livejournal.com]

[DINO HIGH-FIVE]

[Action]

[mischiefbred]

[DON'T YOU CELEBRATE YET. DIDN'T MAMA TEACH YOU?

I'MA FIRE POKÉMON.]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[YEAH WELL I'M PART-ROCK SO MESS THAT.

STARTING STRONG, CHARGING THE HELL AT FOR TAKE DOWN-!!]

[mischiefbred]

[You know what? You wanna play like that? Fine.

We'll see your Take Down and raise you one FLARE BLITZ! It's like Take Down, but on fire! That instantly makes it superior.]

[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[....why are you using Gen IV moves, you bastard

HEAD-ON COLLISIOOOOOOOON kfdjs Rono's not gonna survive this one D:]

[mischiefbred]

[Gold cheats, he can do whatever the hell he wants.

FIIIIIRE.]

[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[Rono is dowwwwn

(actually he's singed and glowing red in lots of places and looks a bit dazed, but. technicalities, man.)

LUMBERING OFF THE FIELD HERE god can't we get some Pokeballs in here ever B| ]

[mischiefbred]

[Yeah, Gold's calling Explotaro back in for now. He's looking worn about that attack, so it's time for him to catch a break.]

[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[Sapph's last Pokemon is obvious, yeah? Toro's out, time to step up the game.]

[mischiefbred]

[Izzat so? Well, Explotaro's sub is also clear. Aitaro's time to shine!]

[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[siiigh. Well, let's see if we can land a hit on the little hellion.

First move: Double Team and Flamethrower! Which jets of fire are real?!]

[mischiefbred]

[The poor purple monkey never had time to react, as it was barbecued alive by the Flamethrowers.

...Except not, because the target was actually a Substitute, and Aitaro is now behind Toro, unleashing a spray of Swift stars.]

[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[I AM ROUNDHOUSING YOU AND YOUR STARS IN THE FACE HOW DOES THAT FEEL]

[mischiefbred]

[I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU HIT ME. WHICH'LL BE NEVER, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TOUCH AGILITY.]

[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN'T TOUCH?

THE REAL TORO.

SKY UPPERCUT FROM BEHIND, YO.]

[mischiefbred]

[!

HEY.

HEY HEY.

NO FAIR. WELL. HE'S NOT DOWN YET. PUTTING SOME DISTANCE, AAAAND... HAVE MORE UNDODGEABLE SWIFT STARS!]

[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[!!!

Toro brings her arms up in front of her, crossing her wrists and flaring them up to block as much of the Swift as possible.]

[mischiefbred]

[More Swift! Pew pew pew! 8D]