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[mischiefbreeder]

[The journal clicks on, and lo, it is Gold. Needless to say, he probably seems a lot more like "himself" to the careful observers who were paying attention these past few weeks than before. And to the rest? Well, you just see Gold.]

I swear, that was the longest three weeks of my life. Stuck like that, that stuff goin' down at the dome, watchin' everyone lose their minds... Geez, talk about your crap timing. Damn mallies...

Of course, the real kicker here is that while all this was goin' on, I miss out on April Fool's Day! That's my day! Man, and no one else even busted out some sweet pranks, either... Bit too late to go plannin' that now. [A groan. Definitely too late for that, especially with Masaomi off doing only God knows what. He needs his partners in crime for this, after all.

All this craziness that went on brings something to mind for Gold, however.]

Hey, I want a rolecall here. All Pokémon trainers here in Luceti, report in! Gotta get an idea of who's still lurkin' around here, after all. That includes you newbies we inducted, too! [Gotta make sure everyone's present and accounted for... Have to make sure that no one's... missing...

...Something's off in the house. Something's missing.]

...Anybody seen Mewtwo? Y'know, tall, furry, tail longer than an Arbok? Could melt your brain with a single thought if he wanted to? That one. Haven't seen around since that little experiment came to a close.

...Dammit, don't tell me he's...

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[mischiefbreeder]

[Yeah yeah, keep walking. Gold doesn't feel like talking. You're the leader here, Silver. Now lead.]

[tsuntrader]

[Okay, okay, he's leading, he's leading.




Well, we're here.

...Now what?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Do something.]

[tsuntrader]

[Alright, alright, setting up a simulation.

...Or, well, trying to. What about- how about- argh--]

[mischiefbreeder]

[ugh Silver you're taking too loooooong.]

Get outta the way. [Shoving his way past Silver to the console.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Oh. Okay. Normally he'd be annoyed about getting shoved so Gold can do it, but right now's an exception.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Okay let's see, set this here, do that, press that button, change this... Just look at Gold go on that console, Silver.]

[tsuntrader]

[Yeah, big deal.

... ...Okay, so maybe Gold's better with the console than he is, but so what? He can use it well enough.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[DOODOODOODOODOODOODOO DONE!

They are now standing on top of a cliff. Seems pretty normal, right? Or is it?]

[tsuntrader]

[...? A... Cliff? Why a cliff? He's staring at you now, Gold.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Well, if you're staring at him, Silver, then maybe you'll notice him walking over to a pair of hang-gliders, one gold and one silver.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Are those for what he thinks they're for?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Well, while you think about what they're for, Gold's going to be over here strapping up and getting ready for takeoff.]

[tsuntrader]

[Wow jeez okay he's coming. At least he's getting the hang of this strap himself into strange contraptions thing.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Gold just shoots Silver a cocky grin.]

Hope you can keep up with me! I've got just a biiiiit more experience in this than you!

[Fucking space manta ray.]

[tsuntrader]

[Just a bit. What an understatement. Just get going, Gold.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Already on it. Making a running start, and... kicking off the ground into the sky!]

[tsuntrader]

[Alright. Just do what Gold did. Running start, kicking off the ground into the sky, and-

Wow this is so much different than flying with Murkrow. But it's no biggie. He can handle this, no problem.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Yeah, you better be able to handle it, Silver, because Gold is taking a turn to the right now.]

[tsuntrader]

[Oh I guess we're going to the right n- wait, what? Oh god-

Okay okay okay to the right he can take a turn to the right he's going to the right now. Jeez...]

[mischiefbreeder]

[DIVE]

[tsuntrader]

[--DIVING okay he's diving he's got this-]

[mischiefbreeder]

[AND ASCENDING NOW]

[tsuntrader]

[wait wait I can actually do this one YEAHHHH ASCENDING]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Spiraling through the air now! Yeah, this is bullshit at its finest.]