26 [Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[The journal clicks on, and lo, it is Gold. Needless to say, he probably seems a lot more like "himself" to the careful observers who were paying attention these past few weeks than before. And to the rest? Well, you just see Gold.]

I swear, that was the longest three weeks of my life. Stuck like that, that stuff goin' down at the dome, watchin' everyone lose their minds... Geez, talk about your crap timing. Damn mallies...

Of course, the real kicker here is that while all this was goin' on, I miss out on April Fool's Day! That's my day! Man, and no one else even busted out some sweet pranks, either... Bit too late to go plannin' that now. [A groan. Definitely too late for that, especially with Masaomi off doing only God knows what. He needs his partners in crime for this, after all.

All this craziness that went on brings something to mind for Gold, however.]

Hey, I want a rolecall here. All Pokémon trainers here in Luceti, report in! Gotta get an idea of who's still lurkin' around here, after all. That includes you newbies we inducted, too! [Gotta make sure everyone's present and accounted for... Have to make sure that no one's... missing...

...Something's off in the house. Something's missing.]

...Anybody seen Mewtwo? Y'know, tall, furry, tail longer than an Arbok? Could melt your brain with a single thought if he wanted to? That one. Haven't seen around since that little experiment came to a close.

...Dammit, don't tell me he's...

Comments

[tsuntrader]

Would I ask if I knew?

[mischiefbreeder]

You really want me to answer that?

[tsuntrader]

Would you just shut up and answer the stupid question?

[mischiefbreeder]

It's a day for pranks.

[tsuntrader]

[...]

I'm glad you missed it.

[mischiefbreeder]

It's not like I would've bleached your hair or anything.

[tsuntrader]

[Wh-] Don't mess with my hair.

[mischiefbreeder]

Geez, don't worry, Silver! I wouldn't put you in such a hairy situation! That kinda prank's so last year, after all!

[tsuntrader]

Good. [Because he would drown you, Gold. Don't think he wouldn't do it.]

[mischiefbreeder]

For you, I'd have to go all out!

[tsuntrader]

...Like I said, I'm glad you missed it.

[mischiefbreeder]

Well, maybe I'll have to find a way to make up for it.

[tsuntrader]

Or you could always wait until next year.

[mischiefbreeder]

That's a whole year from now.

[tsuntrader]

Exactly.

[mischiefbreeder]

Way too long to wait.

[tsuntrader]

I beg to differ.

[mischiefbreeder]

I'll pass.

[tsuntrader]

Just remember that if the house gets flooded or becomes an ice skating rink because of one of your stupid pranks, it's your fault.

[mischiefbreeder]

I claim no responsibility for the overblown reactions of my targets.

[tsuntrader]

It's not overblown.

[...] It's not that overblown.

[mischiefbreeder]

[This face.]

[tsuntrader]

It depends on the prank, too. [So go for stupid stuss and not alarming stuff that results in broken walls.]

[mischiefbreeder]

I'd get you with something that would make even you laugh.

[tsuntrader]

[...Something that would make him laugh?]