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[mischiefbreeder]

Hey, Wild Child! I hope you're ready for us to throw down! We'll settle this in the plaza, so be there!

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[Better watch where you tread in the plaza today, my friends, for today, there is a Pokémon battle going on. Better watch for that rogue Flamethrower heading your way, or that armored dinorhino thing that likes to shake things up! And you just might get wet from a Surf attack!

...Or you could, you know, decide to watch from the sidelines and cheer someone on. That works too. Whatever the case, POKÉMON BATTLE, GOOO!]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

Then let's go!

[Who leads on her side? Pilo, that's who! The dinosaur flaps its wings and rises into the air, swooping over Sapphire and onto the battlefield.]

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[mischiefbreeder]

Alright then! Let's start the show...

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[mischiefbred]

...Politaro!

[FUCK YOOOUU I'M A FROG.]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[WELL FUCK YOU I HAVE NECKBANANAS-oh yeah, battle.

Let's start off strong - stay in the air and fire Magical Leaf from there. Normally such a small target would be tricky, but say hey to a homing attack!]

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[mischiefbred]

[Damn you and your infinite accuracy attacks! Good thing Politaro can take special attacks like a boss, even when he's weak to them.

Watch out, Pilo, because water Pokémon are tricky, as is evidenced by this SUDDEN ICE BEAM heading towards the flying bananadinothing.]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[Water Pokemon with an Ice attack?! HOW COULD THIS well yeah we were kind of expecting that. Which is why Pilo suddenly pauses mid-flight, dropping suddenly out of the air to dodge that - a handy way for a bulky flyer to move quickly - and quickly opening his wings, leaning forward and aiming to Stomp the frog as he lands.

Gonna SQUISH you-!]

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[mischiefbred]

[Ohsnap! Except not, because Gold totally figured you'd pull something like that, which is why Politaro is dodging out of the way at the last second.

Now, how does one deal with a flying type? Why, by preventing them from lifting off, of course! Hope you don't mind your feets being Ice Beam'd to the ground once you land, Pilo.]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[-CRAP CRAP CRAP okay maybe if I hit them with leaves they will break free! MAGICAL LEAF MAGICAL LEAF GLOWING WINGS

GLOWING WINGS

TOTALLY PART OF THE MAGICAL LEAF SHIELD-STRUGGLE-THING]

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[mischiefbred]

[HEY. HEY. NO STRUGGLING. D<

GO TO SLEEP WITH A HYPNOSIS.]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[-WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS CHEAP

IN HOENN WE DON'T RESORT TO SUCH UNDERHANDED TACTICS

well shit he's asleep. That counts as a loss in PokeSpe land, right?]

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[mischiefbred]

[THAT MUST BE WHY YOU GUYS SUCK THEN.

It might as well, because Politaro's next blow would be a finishing one anyway.]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[IN HOENN WE DO THINGS THE NOT-COWARD WAY, HEAD TO HEAD IN A MATCH OF SHEER POWAAAAA-oh yeah well um

....yeah, if Sapph had a Pokeball on her, she'd return the guy. As is, she can only sort of flail at Gold to call off the murderfrog.

bitch if you keep using that thing MY ENTIRE FIGHTING TEAM IS WEAK TO WATER fuck my life]

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[mischiefbreeder]

[All dramatically!]

Alright, Politaro, it's time to--

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[mischiefbreeder]

--...pull back. No need to finish off an opponent who can't do anything, right? This is just a friendly battle.

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[wildconqueror.livejournal.com]

It ain't like there are any Oran Berries ta pick around here, either.

[She never really appreciated how convenient Pokeballs were...give her and Rono a moment to drag a groggy, half-asleep bananadino back to their side of the field.

...this could take a minute or two.]

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[mischiefbreeder]

We've got a special healer for that, so don't worry.

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[wildconqueror.livejournal.com]

[....DONE

righto]

Okay, we're ready to keep battling!

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[mischiefbreeder]

Politaro will be staying in! So what's it gonna be?

[Gold knows that, admittedly, Politaro won't be able to take too many more attacks, but he's got a trick up his sleeve.]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[...You are a bitch >8U]

It'll be Rono goin' in!

[HUGEASS DINOSAUR because man she is not losing her best 'mon to that rapefrog of yours 8|b]

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[mischiefbred]

Alright then, let's keep up, Politaro! Surf!

[Ridin' dat wave. 8U]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

Cut through it - Aerial Ace!

[ow water BUT I AM SHAPED LIKE A BOAT 8U]

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[mischiefbred]

[OW FUCK, ATTACKS. DARN YOU AND YOUR NEVER MISS CRAP.

But hey, it's not like you were actually the target, Rono. But now there's water everywhere. And you know what happens when water gets exceptionally cold?

It FREEZES. Cue Politaro using Ice Beam on all that water to turn it into a sheet of ice.]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[....Johtonians are bastards.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ICE GETS STOMPED ON?

IT FUCKING SHATTERS.]

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[mischiefbred]

[Hey man, that trick's a Kantonian one.

Yeah, well. While you're busy stomping all over that ice and trying not to fall on your ass, there is another Surf heading your way. What do.]

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[wildfighters.livejournal.com]

[CHARGE THE HELL THROUGH IT AND WHACK THE DAMN FROG WITH MY TAIL, THAT'S WHAT. I'm all wet D:]